"I Was Normal One Kid Ago" | The Official Uniform of Parenthood
Remember sleep? Remember quiet mornings? Remember leaving the house without a diaper bag the size of a suitcase?
Yeah, us neither.
This hilariously relatable shirt is for every parent who has lovingly traded their "normal" life for the beautiful, chaotic adventure of raising a tiny human. Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, it's perfect for everything from playground duty to collapsing on the couch after bedtime. It's not just a shirt; it's a badge of honor.
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Premium Soft Fabric: For all-day (and all-night) comfort.
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Durable, High-Quality Print: Made to withstand countless washes and spit-up situations.
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The Perfect Gift: A guaranteed hit for baby showers, Mother's Day, Father's Day, or any parent who could use a good laugh.
Embrace the chaos. Add to cart!
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The HumDum Shop
- Email: contact@support.thehumdum.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"I Was Normal One Kid Ago" | The Official Uniform of Parenthood Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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23 1/2
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M
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28
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21
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24
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L
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29
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23
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24
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XL
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30
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25
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24
|
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2XL
|
31
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26 1/2
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24
|
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3XL
|
32
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28
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24
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